Rotary being such a serious business, this website therefor also must be very serious.
Not something that suits me very well, so I sneaked in a new category called “On a lighter note” in order to produce, if not a smile, at least a twitch to the (hairy or not) upper lip of the readers.
And deal with the objections later.
Surprise surprise, the positives were 100% higher than the objections (I got ONE positive response, no negatives). Therefor I feel entitled to continue with this column.
So some more youthful fun transgressions to help you to survive till Xmas coming.
♥ The problem with inter-sexual swimming is that the boys often outstrip the girls.
♥ Running is an unique experience. I thank God for exposing me to the track team.
♥ A passive verb is when the subject is the sufferer, as in ” I am loved”.
♥ The difference between a King and a President is that a King is the son of his father but a President isn’t.
♥ To be a good nurse you have to be absolutely sterile.
♥ The Greeks also created myths. A myth is a female moth.
♥ It was the sculptor Donatello’s interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance.
♥ Queen Victoria was the longest queen, she sat on a thorn for 63 years.
♥ When a boy and a girl are deeply in love, there is no quilt felt between them.
and to close of:
♥ A virgin forest is a place where the hand of man has never set foot.
Maybe more next year?