Teenagers too have firm ideas about love and marriage.
But raging hormones can play havoc with senses like hearing and the comprehension of what was heard or the exact understanding of similar sounding words . The English language, being weird as it is, doesn’t always help and then we find strange but cute expressions in essays submitted by these teenagers.
♥ Adolescence is the stage in life between Puberty and Adultery.
♥ Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet.
♥ Having one wife is called: Monotony.
♥ A man who marries twice commits Bigotry.
♥ When a man has more than one wife he is a Pigamist.
♥ John Milton wrote “Paradise Lost”. Then his wife died and he wrote: “Paradise Regained”
Such bloopers do produce a smile on one’s face.
But remember, bloopers sometimes are pretty close to the truth, like:
♥ Acrimony is what a man gives to his divorced wife.